Did you know it would take 24 Apple-Tinis to kill your average male of 185 lbs.?

I didn’t, until I tried the Booze Death Calculator.

This website–which could lead to disaster–calculates the number of alcoholic beverages it would take for a male (or female) of a certain body weight to die an alcohol-related death during a 3 hour drinking binge. And if I’m gonna go, I’m gonna go out with a bang–24 fucking Apple-Tinis. Fuck beer, it’s too cliched.

[via Gorilla Mask]