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Muffy’s World of Vagina Euphemisms

Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms

The world can always use more euphemisms for penis, vagina, and breasts, and Muffy’s World of Vagina Euphemisms does its part by sporting an exhaustive list of pussy pet-names, from Frothing Gash to Penis Penitentiary.

Let’s start with the letter “B”:

B
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beefgina
Beef curtain
Beef garage


Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Birth cannon
Bitchcake
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcunta
Blood tap
Blurt
Bone hone
Bone yard
Boogina
Bottomless pit
Box
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast
Breakfast of champions
Buhgina
Bulldog’s lip
Bunny
Bush

Check out the entire alphabet of vagina euphemisms here.