You don’t even know how often this scenario happens to me. I’m in the middle of a menage a tois in my jacuzzi when some random babe shows up in a bikini and joins us. The other two girls get jealous and ask me hard questions like, “What kind of place this is?” (it’s usually the kind of place where a powerful man can have a threesome in his jacuzzi in peace), but I’ve already ditched them in favor of making out with a Sigourney Weaver/Kelly LeBrock lookalike.
Then she attempts to murder me for crimes against humanity. Life’s hard.