I love how people make these signs about their missing items or pets. They don’t want you to return the item, they just want you to fuck off and die.

Which I think is pretty deserving seeing as a douche bag stole the item to begin with. Damn kleptos. Bring out the mob and the torches! Who ever stole such a wonderful bike deserves the worst done to them.

I mean seriously: it has a flag with a skull on it and a lightning bolt on the bike. If that doesn’t scream “let me ride the lightning” then I don’t know what does.

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