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Turtle Orgasms Are Orgasmic

This is too intense for words…well, at least it is for the male turtle. I love the way he rams into the female’s shell before mounting her, then unleashes the most odd sexual sounds I’ve ever heard a turtle make. EROTIC.

During all this, the female looks unfazed, like dude is putting on a show and really isn’t that great in the turtle-sack. He definitely got his, though.