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Drink the Taste of TWAT

Tango Twat

Soda fail, or soda success? This one’s a hard call. Ann Widdicombe, a Conservative Member of Parliament, said the mistake in Tango soda’s packaging/advertising was “tasteless”. Wrong! Twats are actually quite tasteful, Mrs. Widdicombe–you should know, being an owner of one. And while a twat’s flavor is naturally delicious (usually…), one that exudes fizzy Tango orange would be either horrifying or the coolest parlor trick ever. Will the extra get ya?