Members of the Something Awful message board were asked to submit pictures of their “O” faces using MS Paint, and the results tell a lot about the submitters. For some, blowing a load on a girl’s ass blows out your eye-sockets; for others fapping solo contorts your face to the point that you understand why nobody wants to have sex with you. Some are bizarre and make absolutely no sense.

Check out our favorites below, and see the whole collection here.