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Beer Scented Candles are Brawny

Scented candles are dainty as fuck and usually don’t even do their job. I’m not against a house having a light fragrance in it, but most scented candles smother rooms in an impenetrable fog of lavender melonberry ridiculousness.

If you’re going to mist your living space in a scent, go for something more natural to its habitat, like a frothy, frosted glass of beer.

Beer Scented Candles aren’t as good as the real thing, but they will inspire you to keep your fridge stocked with suds; they’ll also blow those french vanilla weekend candles out of the frame.