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The Most Epic Way to Get Your Friend to Sleep With You

Batteries Feel Included is now my second favorite site to check out besides SD. The person who posted this deserves a high five indeed. They came up with a seventeen step method that will most likely get you laid.

Post-Apocalyptic time travel, a war against machines, and a tan line? Sounds like a great mix to me if you can get her to believe it. Serious face man, serious face! If she doesnt believe you and still thinks it’s awesome then I suggest you keep her. If not, prepare to run. Run as fast as your naked ass can take you.

So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.

What you will need:

1 x knife
1 x ring
Access to a sunbed
The ability to grow a beard

Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month.

Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.

Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.

Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend’s house.

Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.

For more of the goodness check out their site: Batteries Feel Included!