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The BeltzBib is America Incarnate

Holy fuck America, are we on a roll or what? We are so McFattied out that we use our money and resources to make eating fast food on-the-go an easier experience, ’cause you know, scarfing down McGangbangs while texting and driving on the highway ain’t easy work. Imagine seeing a grown-ass man rocking one of these bibs–bibs!–while gorging out. It’s like watching the heartbeat of America right before your eyes–a clogged, double-bypassed beat.

[Buzzfeed via Eat Me Daily]