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Accessorize Your Asshole With Anal Jewelry

There comes a time in a relationship where you’re at a crossroads–life is comfortable but not as exciting and reckless as it used to be. Even the sex, while great, lacks spontaneity. What’s a couple to do during these hard times? You could break up, or you could “spice things up”. And nothing is spicier than lodging a butt plug up your asshole in the name of love and fashion.

But(t) don’t take my word for it. Take the words of jeweler Julian Snelling into careful consideration:

Attract attention with butt plug jewelry. These ornate butt plugs are made of stainless steel, and weight slightly more than other plugs. They can be worn comfortably for long periods of time. Surprise someone next time you go out with a gemstone butt plug jewelry, or collect and admire these true work of art butt plugs.

Rekindling that old flame is much easier than you once thought. All it takes is a little bit of determination, and a whole lotta lube. Or go “dry eye” if you’re a pro.