Crazy, General, Sex 101, Strange, Travel, Vids

Candiru, the Dick-Hole-Diving Fish

This video, while informative, makes me want to die.

The Candiru fish follows the scent of urine until it reaches the host of the smell and…plunges inside of it. If you happen to urinate in waters that the Candiru inhabits, chances are the fish will lodge itself in your dick-hole (or clam) and wreak havoc until you beg for death. I HATE THIS FISH.

Click ahead to 1:33 for a PSA on never pissing in open water ever again.