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And the 2009 Masturbate-a-Thon Champion Is…

No, it’s not you or your moms–it’s this guy, Masanobu Sato.

Sato found himself the clear winner in the spank circuit, sustaining himself for 9 hours and 58 minutes, beating his previous record of 9 hours and 33 minutes.

While we would love to clue you in to Sato’s methods, we’re better off printing a choice quote from his interview with SF Weekly:

Was there any point you felt you couldn’t go on? How did you get through those moments?

“Yes. Twice I felt I couldn’t go on. I took great advantage of Japanese pornos as I prepared. Also I imagined many supporters in Japan including my girlfriend, family, co-workers etc…that I can’t let them down.”

Yeah…I can imagine that thinking about my parents would help me sustain my session for longer.

While I’m happy for Sato and his impressive skin win, I’d rather ogle over some female masturbation photos from the event.

Read SF Weekly’s in-depth interview with Sato about his jack-habits.