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Designer Dildos are for Luxurious Ladies

If your lady fancies herself too regal to use a regular dildo on her pristine vagina, I suggest you pony up the cash and purchase her a Designer Dildo, a wondrous piece of fuck furniture that sits atop the stem of a champagne glass. It’s mighty sexy, and goes extremely well with a champagne bottle up the ass.