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Hot Russian Mail-Order Brides

Mail-order brides have been a long-running joke for years, and most people just laugh at the idea of marrying a complete stranger (even if the divorce rate is lower than average marriages). That’s too bad, as there are hundreds upon hundreds of Hot Russian Mail-Order Brides just waiting for you to pay for a plane ticket directly into your pants…er, heart. Whatever–I’m a firm believer of the cock being the true heart. I’m gonna purchase one of these lovely dames and tell her that I love her with all of my cock. If she tears up, I will be with eternally. If she doesn’t…what’s the return policy for mail-order wives again?

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