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The Future is Now: Bacon Lube

I have to admit, this whole “bacon” trend pisses me off to no end. When did bacon become a fad? I’ve loved bacon since jump and now I have to sit around and watch hip cats toss its heavenly goodness around like a joke. So don’t mock my bacon jones, homie–I’ll leave you in the gutter stone lonely.

With that said, Bacon Lube is fucking awesome. I hate being torn like this.