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Video Game Songs That Sound Like Porno Music

If I ever boned to porn-esque video game music, it would be the epitome of my sexual desires. Boning to video game music is as sensual as it gets.

Here are 5 video game songs to get sensual with, and remember to always practice safe Google image searching.

#5: Killer 7 – White Sugar

Far be it from me to phone in a list comprised of embedded Youtube vids, but it’s easier than taking a midnight train to all of your bedrooms and bromantically beatboxing each of these sultry symphonies into your earlobes.

White Sugar is for those candle-lit Skinemax nights where the plot makes as much sense as that jug of Carlo Rossi you just polished off and the sex is as realistic as Nintendo selling 50 million Gamecubes.

#4: Mega Man 2 – Wood Man Theme

This pulsing, dedicated and energized anthem will really get the leaves blowing. So bust out your Mega Blaster and make your own wood joke, pervert. I’m already seriously regretting writing this list.

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