If you’re into perverse sexual acts with lots of sliver suits, androids, intergalactic oddities and zero gravity, this Topless Robot list is for you.
There’s a common misconception embedded in the general public that nerds cannot get any. We’re too awkward or anti-social or have cartoonishly high pitched voices. Those of us within the culture know that this view has shifted in recent years (what with nerds being trendy now and all) but it may help explain why sci-fi movies are filled with some of the most insane sex scenes in cinema history. The genre lends itself well to bizarre, pantless situations and the boundless technology amidst the background of space certainly makes one ponder how boring Earth-sex can be perverted to include werecats, virtual reality, and aliens that feed off pheromones. There are plenty of actual sci-fi pornos (Flesh Gordon, Latex and Shock) but it’s the love making within mainstream sci-fi that stands out and burns deep into the brain of the audience.
7. Cat People
Irena Gallier is an average young woman working at a zoo gift shop who just happens to be a werecat. Being a werecat comes with the inconvenience of transforming into a panther every time you’re trying to have sex and the only way to change back into human form is to kill someone. Total bummer. Werecats are also incestuous by nature, so sleeping with one of your siblings will actually not result in a metamorphsis. Good grief, that’s a lot to remember. Most kids have trouble remembering a condom when they go out.
A truly shitty movie but Malcolm McDowell is epically creepy and the transformation scenes feature feline full-frontal.
6. Demolition Man
“Kids, smoking, and a desire to raid the fridge.” In the mind of John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone), that is what good old-fashioned sex leads to. But in 2032, the exchange of bodily fluids is outlawed (even kissing on the mouth!) which is great for the audience because seeing Stallone and Sandra Bullock roll around in the sheets would cause many to drop their Sno-Caps and head to the nearest monastery. Instead, Bullock busts out some futuristic VR helmets and they “think” about sex. Stallone, unfulfilled, goes home and knits. For real.
5. Starship Troopers
A bastardization of Heinlein’s Hugo Award winning novel but pretty hilarious (and exceedingly violent) satire, the film version of Starship Troopers featured a young, attractive cast dealing with rampaging bugs and locker room drama.
In probably the most straight forward sex scene of this list, Johnny Rico cheats on his girlfriend Carmen with a woman named Dizzy (she’s probably ‘Very Dizzy’ once Casper Van Dien is through with her! Right, guys?). Who can blame him though? Carmen is off in Flight School with Johnny’s high school rival Zander while he’s stuck in the Mobile Infantry. Besides, Rico can’t even take a cold shower, because the showers of the future are co-ed.
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