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The Best Places to Live If You Like Big Breasts

The travel-savvy guys at Whip It Out Comedy have compiled all the statistics needed to let us know where to find the largest percentage of big-boobed babes on the planet. Now that everybody knows the locales, expects tourism and motorboating numbers to jump exponentially. And away we go:

We can’t all live the lives of rock stars and sometimes the best girl we can hope to get into bed is the one that happens to live in our neighborhood. And since that’s the case, we thought we’d put together a list of places you can live where the chances are you will wind up with a nice pair of boobs lying in bed next to you. Here’s our list of The 7 Best Places To Live If You Like Big Breasts. You’re welcome.

7. New Zealand
Lost in all the hype over the last few years about New Zealand being home to Lord of the Rings is a much more important fact: over the past couple years there’s been a 53% increase in the number of women in New Zealand who have at least D-cup Kiwis.

6. Houston
Sheyla Hershey, owner of the world’s largest breasts at the moment, calls Houston home and that alone should make it a mecca for boob lovers.

The only downside? It’s Houston.

5. Portland
It may surprise you to learn that Las Vegas is not the strip club capital of the United States – it’s actually Portland.

Thanks in part to Oregon’s uber-liberal ways, the city has the most strip clubs per capita of any city in the country which means there will be plenty of opportunities for you to see big boobs…and probably hairy armpits, but that’s a different list.

Read the rest of the list at Whip It Out Comedy.