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Ridiculous (Safe for Work) Fetishes

I wouldn’t necessarily call these fetishes “safe for work”. If you’re spotted watching these bizzarro fetish videos at work your colleagues will rat you out to the boss because you’re a walking insane asylum that needs to be fired.

Some fetishes are really easy to understand. A silk stocking fetish, hell, everybody’s down with that. Or a fetish that involves a naked woman rubbing her boobs on another naked woman.

But some are so far out there that they seem to have left the entire concept of sex far behind. These strangely safe-for-work fetishes are, in some ways, far more disturbing than anything involving poop or anime tentacles. Such as…

#5. Piggyback Rides

We all associate piggyback rides with children on their parents’ shoulders at fairs and the occasional drunken nights when transporting passed out friends to a taxi. You likely don’t think of this as a turn-on unless it’s in a pool and you’ve got a girl on your shoulders who’s up for an arousing game of “chicken fight” which, according to the videos we’ve seen, end up with everyone naked.

But then there are the fetishists who just plain get off on riding the shoulders of other people.

As one piggyback enthusiast puts it: “A month ago, when intoxicated, I asked another male friend from Canada to piggyback me. Although the entire session only lasted a minute or two, my sexual drive (not specifically for him) suddenly sparked, more than alcohol can ever do. Halfway through the piggyback, I maneuvered myself to hold on his front, dangling there like a koala.”

We imagine this fetish revolves around trust and security. Oh, and crazy. Trust, security and crazy. Through our countless hours of research and sleepless nights, we’ve come to the conclusion that piggybackers find themselves trapped in a sexually arousing power struggle.

The piggybackee can offer suggestions on speed and direction, but it’s ultimately up to the piggybacker to control the situation. “You want to go left? Fuck you, I’m going right.” Is this turning you on? It’s confusing us.

It Gets Weirder…

This fine man below was gracious enough to let the world see his fetish. In his own words, “I like it very much to ride on older men. I can sit on the old man of about four minutes and bouncing on his shoulders.”

Were you expecting something else? The guy likes to ride old men. Congratulations humanity. Then again, maybe we should give Ralphmunic the benefit of the doubt. He’s living his dream. What are you doing with your life?

YouTube Responds:

“Love your videos! I like to ride on, sit on and trample folk. I’m 6′ and 16.5stone/231 lbs (183cm and 105kg)and live in south UK. If any of you guys want to be riden hard, sat on or trampled under my feet and/or enjoy a good beasting, contact me!”

“But,if you can do so,try to ride him(the old man),with your ass full of shit,you know,after you do poo-poo….,would you like it?”

More Ridiculous (Safe for Work) Fetishes at Cracked.