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The Future is Now: Boob Machine

It’s been a while since I’ve played a crane game in the arcades, and I’m…still not sure this will get me back into it. If the future brings forth hordes of arcade machines that award fake boobs (that look like onions), I think I may pass. Look at that pile of boobs! Boobs aren’t meant to be piled up like that–they’re meant to be lined up in a row during wet shirt contests. That is the destiny of boobs.