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Need a name for your new Metal Band?

Well don’t fret, I’m sure your mom will appreciate that you have finally gotten up before 5pm to make a name for your super duper metal band that you hope will get noticed. Then again, only one that will notice will be the neighbors and the cops they call to quiet you down from all that racket you make. Here is a flow chart that will help you along the way in picking out a name for your one member metal band. Although I’m sure “Fetal Fecal Matter” sounds great, I doubt record companies will make you a top radio chart hit.

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