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Octomom Offered $1 Million to Star in Porno

Nadya Suleman, America’s favorite baby launcher has been propositoned by Vivid to make a porno for one-million dollars, because, in desperate times like these, ideas are being fired off faster than Octomom’s spawn. It’s a perfect fit, unlike any man’s cock entering her vast chasm of a vagina.