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Fire Crotch: When Being Saucy Goes Wrong

Some woman wrote a letter to Salon‘s advice columnist Cary Tennis and told him a…unique story about her OCD-having husband. Here’s an excerpt.

“We were walking the dog and talking about his brother’s unkind, manipulative girlfriend who seems willing to do anything to get married. He mentioned that he’d heard some radio show host advise his listeners to add hot sauce to the contents of their used condoms, or to rinse them out entirely before disposal so sneaky women could not use them to get knocked up. I laughed and said the host sounded like an egomaniac who didn’t know a lot about reproduction, but then I noticed he wasn’t laughing with me.

I said, Did you believe that guy? And he said, Yes. So I asked, Did you do that when we were together and using condoms? (I’m on different birth control now.) And he said, Well, yes.”

So there you have it. Well, actually there’s much more to this bizarre story, like Cary’s sage advice, but I’ll end my part on a cautionary note: guys, don’t add hot sauce to your used condoms. Use bleach, or maybe Oxy Clean.