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Bar Signs by Modern Drunkard

If you’ve ever drank to the point of becoming incomprehensible (it’s kinda sorta the point, sometimes), this handy guide to bar sign language will help you communicate with people in a social setting, which is kinda sorta the point.

Let us drink off the same tab like brothers.
Because I think I can drink more than you.

Insert a drink here.
And I’ll stop staring at you.

Shut your lip and order us a nip.
You’re much prettier when I have a drink in my hand.

I’m going to scam drinks like a bandito.
Tab? I don’t need no stinkin’ tab.

More Bar Sign Language at Modern Drunkard.

{Gorilla Mask via Modern Drunkard]