If you’ve ever drank to the point of becoming incomprehensible (it’s kinda sorta the point, sometimes), this handy guide to bar sign language will help you communicate with people in a social setting, which is kinda sorta the point.

Let us drink off the same tab like brothers.
Because I think I can drink more than you.

Insert a drink here.
And I’ll stop staring at you.

Shut your lip and order us a nip.
You’re much prettier when I have a drink in my hand.

I’m going to scam drinks like a bandito.
Tab? I don’t need no stinkin’ tab.

More Bar Sign Language at Modern Drunkard.

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