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The 10 Biggest Celebrity Man-Pussies

We’ve known about it for years, but now it has a name: Man-Pussy Syndrome, or MPS for short. This informative list of MPS’s is brought to you by Manofest.

There’s a disease running rampant through Hollywood right now and it’s not herpes. It’s a male disease widely-known as MPS or “Man Pussy Syndrome.” Hollywood is flooded with man pussies right now and there doesn’t seem to be any end in site. It’s a town of pussy pretty boys and it’s precisely the reason why Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone are still doing action movies at age 60.

Someone needs to put a stop to this before it’s too late and unfortunately Chuck Norris is too busy selling home exercise equipment to do anything about it.

#10 Ryan Seacrest – Hey Seacrest, it’s okay to wear t-shirts that don’t have embroidered dragons or studs on them. Anyone that would back down to Simon Cowell on repeated basis is definitely an MP.

#9 Pete Wentz – It begins the constant use of manscara and then he tops it off with the MPS hair and clothes. Then he has the nerve to name his son “Bronx.” Come on pal, you know he’s going to grow up to be a MP just like you and a name like “Peaches” would’ve been more appropriate.

#8 Zac EfronNot only does Zac take the “metro” to work everyday, but he’s well on his way to being our generations male version of Liza Minneli.

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