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The 5 Hottest Chicks from Fighting Games

Nobody would play fighting games without scantily-clad babes dishing out massive damage. Outside of real hot babes in the real world, I can’t think of anything hotter than a pixelated minx kicking the ass of man and/or beast.

Chun Li

Chun Li wasn’t even the hottest chick in the Street Fighter games, but man could she open her legs wide to kick.  And you know what they say, “If she can kick, she can take dick.”  That’s what I imagined someone saying during the high school Judo competition I went to.  Also Chun Li is Asian, so she reinforces the stereotype that all Asian people can fight.  Which is helpful because she can throw fireballs and shit which fucks with everything I’ve learned about physics (which is to say not much other than a couple episodes of Bill Nye the Science Guy), let’s not challenge too many perceptions at once, shall we?

Christie Monteiro

This chick was in a couple of the Tekken games and did Capoeira, the ancient Brazilian art of dancing around long enough until the person you’re fighting goes “What the fuck?” and you kick him in the face.

She also sets some sort of record for underboob utilized in any sort of physical activity without ending up nude.  Seriously, if you were dressed like that and doing jumping jacks you’d fall out of your top but some video game designer apparently thinks that it’s believable to have her doing cartwheels and getting kicked in her anus without any wardrobe malfunction. Dragons and princesses I can buy…a lack of proper breast support?  Never.

The Hottest Chicks from Fighting Games at DoubleViking.