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Porno Movies that are Based on Video Games

The adult industry is notorious for spoofing every trend that gets popular, or even better, setting the trend by spoofing it in the first place. With videogames speaking to the same demographic, it only makes sense that both markets would collide–here are the results, brought to you by The -Minus World.

With all the source material spit swapping that games and movies paddle back and forth, it’s surprising to see that the world of video game thematic adult cinema goes woefully unpenetrated by industry journalists. That’s where a stunt-site like ours steps in to do the dirty. One look at this list and you’ll never want to pay for your mid-LAN party pizza using traditional monetary methods again. So turn down the lights, turn up the Al Green and cozy up with 5 Actual Porno Movies That Are Based On Video Games. Oh, and it’s safe for work, so don’t worry about getting a little naughty in the office.

“Jewel Raider”

Actual Plot Synopsis: A powerful crime lord has stolen an alien artifact from its owner. Laura Cross, a famous entrepreneur, has her sights on stealing it from the stealer for pleasure and adventure as Jewel Raider.

The directors of Jewel Raider seem to have missed the point of the source material here; Lara Croft always prided herself on spelunking into mysterious, unexplored environments. But the weathered caves showcased in Jewel Raider have all been documented by various professional researchers, usually accompanied by teams and film crews.

“Face Invaders”

Actual Plot Synopsis: “Don’t insert coins – just your c*ck!”

Aside from the quarter-driven parallels between your local arcade and your local peep show booth, these two blaster masters have much more in common than meets the eye. Projectiles will be dodged, walls will deteriorate and the passing of time will not be kind to the appearances of the wave after wave of brainless creatures, slowly falling to obscurity. Stay in school, kids!

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