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If Valentine’s Day Cards Told the Truth

Honesty is the best policy, unless you’re talking about romance. Chivalry died with Lancelot, and the following pictures of Truthful Valentine’s Day Cards (created by readers of Cracked) sends that message home with a thud.

Men and women tell each other that honesty is the most important part of a relationship, which is itself a lie. Men want their wife to tell them she’s never been with a lover who rocked her world quite so violently. Women want their husband to tell them…whatever the hell it is women want to hear.

We asked you to use our article from a few years back as inspiration, and show us what Valentine’s Day Cards would look like if they were actually honest. The winner is below, but first the runners up…

#15.

by TheMayor

#14.

by Pendragn32

#13.

by poochandi

#12.

by bunker6

More Truthful Valentine’s Day Cards at Cracked.