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10 Women Who Need to Eat a Cheeseburger

The twiggy trend of women in Hollywood has gone on far enough, and it’s time for the waifs to drink (whole) milkshakes and eat a cheeseburger or nine.

Hollywood’s skinny obsession is out of control. The emaciated look is fashionable, but most guys like some curves, breasts and something to hold on to. These women also make men’s lives miserable by being bad role models and setting unrealistic body image standards for our girlfriends.

So if you see any of these extremely thin women, do us all a favor and give them a damn cheeseburger.

10. Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Connelly is literally half the woman she used to be. The formerly buxom brunette is now flat-chested and boney. What happened to the ample bosoms on show in The Hot Spot (see NSFW pics here)? On the press tour for The Day The Earth Stood Still, Ms. Connolly looked gaunt, starving and ghostly. It’s like the world actually ended and there’s nothing left for Jennifer to eat.

9. Claire Danes

Claire Danes has been around forever and is skinnier than ever. I saw her recently presenting at the SAG awards and it looked like they asked a giraffe to hand out a trophy. Danes is actually skinnier today than she was 14 years ago, when she played a 15-year-old sophomore on My So Called Life.  Like Brad Pitt in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Danes seems to be aging backwards and today resembles a prepubescent child.

8. The Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, who PETA affectionately refer to as the “Trollson Twins,” are known for their boho-chic look and immense power over impressionable young girls. The duo have a clothing line in Walmart for girls aged 4–14 called “Mary-Kate and Ashley: Real fashion for real girls.”   Mary-Kate and Ashley, a.k.a. the Twiggy-dee and Twiggy-dum of Hollywood, probably designed these clothes so they’d have something that actually fit them.

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