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Movie Traffic Stops Gone Bad

I’m a lucky sonofabitch for never getting pulled over by these law-enforcing freakshows sent out to freak out every disorientated driver on the road.

Whether you’re the cop or the perp, getting stopped on the side of the road is never a good thing. At best, it’s an inconvenience. At worst? Well…

Dumb and Dumber
Here’s a handy tip for law enforcement officials: If you see a couple of pumpkin pie haircutted freaks with open beer bottles in their front seat, just write the ticket. Don’t go taking a swig from one of the bottles. That beer could have just come full circle in its life, if you catch our meaning.

Up in Smoke
Weed is meant to be enjoyed leisurely, with a few friends and maybe a bootleg copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special. It is not meant to be wolfed down in handfuls in front of cops. Besides, you’re not fooling him—he pulled you over for suspicion of being Hispanic in a low-rider, so he was just going to assume you had it anyway.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Most side-of-the-road incidents are mildly annoying, but very few reach into the dark recess of “emotionally scarring.” Getting cornered by Gary Busey in the middle of the desert and having him request a smooch drills through “emotionally scarring” and emerges somewhere around “never sleeping again.” Could anything be worse than this?

Bad Lieutenant
…Oh, right. A smooch from a psycho is child’s play compared to this. Having to bear the shame of being pulled over is one thing, having to wear some cop’s man ink on the driver’s side door of your Dad’s Buick is quite another. You have the right to remain silent. Let’s keep it that way.

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