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The Top 10 Games to Play While Loaded

I wasn’t aware that you could play games without being loaded–caffeine and sugary snacks are equal to alcohol and pot in my (awesome) book–so this article from Spike helped divide the line between sober and smashed.

I’ll be honest. I might’ve gone to a five-hour champagne brunch directly before coming into work to write this today. So, at this point, every single game on this list sounds effing incredible–as effing incredible as, like, waffles.

Oh man. Waffles, with ice cream and butter. Right after this list, I’m totally getting some buttery waffles à la mode.

10. SSX Tricky on Tour – PS2

SSX On Tour | Games & Gadgets | SPIKE.com

Mitch Koobski, the guitar-playing unicorn, and the biped known as Bigfoot are just two of the bonus characters in this button-mashing, xxxtreme with three x’s, skiing and snowboarding game. It’s pretty hard to crash, and when you do, it’s not that big of a deal. With very little time spent, you can unlock the entire mountain for free riding, and as a bonus, the soundtrack kicks ass.

9. Super Smash Bros. – N64

Nintendo N64 Super Smash Brothers Commercial | Viral | SPIKE.com

Another good button-masher with a lot of violence and color that you don’t need to be totally there to enjoy. Link was the best, by the way. The chaos he caused with his backpack of bombs was unprecedented. I got so good that people used to call me Link in the dorm my freshman year. True (and awesome) story.

8. Virtua Fighter 5 – PS3, Xbox 360

Virtua Fighter 5 (Xbox 360) – Old Man Altercation Gameplay | Games & Gadgets | SPIKE.com

The secret Dural corporation is staging the 5th World Fighting Tournament to effect world domination!

Whatever, though, this made this list for three reasons: 1. Shun – master of drunken kung fu. 2 and 3. Sarah Bryant’s spandex-clad chest protectors.

The Top 7 Games to Play While Loaded at Spike.