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The Future is Now: Sex Counter Cock Ring

With the impending economic collapse, it’s due time that we take our technological breakthroughs more seriously. Enter LoveHoney.

So yeah, it’s a Sex Counter Cock Ring. I don’t know what that means, but I guess it has something to do with keeping record of how many “thrusts” you do during a session. I’m more of a “burrower” myself, so I don’t apply.

What I do know as that these cock rings are part of the same respected lineage as The Dillinger, Pheasant Under Glass, The Brat and Ol’ Ironsides.

The product description from LoveHoney follows:

“A stretchy, orgasm-enhancing cock ring that actually counts your BPM – otherwise known as Bonks Per Minute! Slide the cock ring over your penis and enjoy a longer, harder erection as well as the fun of knowing how many times you’ve thrust per session!”

I don’t know whether to hate on it or buy it. Maybe both.

[Via UniqueDaily]