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Nine Looks No Dude Should Ever Try and Pull Off

This article by NextRound should be part of man’s curriculum.

Please, no more Gatsby hats. Ever.

By no means do we claim to have any sort of expertise when it comes to fashion. But if we’ve learned anything now that we’re closing in on our late twenties it’s that it’s more important to know what you can’t pull off than what you can. Take the following for example:

Manpris. For when you can’t quite decide between shorts and pants.

That not only did someone, somewhere think capri pants for dudes was a good idea, but that some dudes actually wear them, is one of two great mysteries that keeps us up at night.

Crocs. For when you don’t realize that some fads are just meant for women and children. Geezus. Have some self respect.

The Fauxhawk. For when you want people to figure out just by looking at you that you’re trying too hard. Griffin Guess snagging Marissa Miller is the other great mystery that keeps us up at night.

The Low Cut V-neck. For when you want to guarantee that no other dude will sit next to you. What, are you trying to get motorboated?

More Looks No Dude Should Ever Try and Pull Off at NextRound.