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10 Great “Lessons to Learn” Quotes From College-Themed Movies

College Quotes
Today’s all inspirational and stuff. People are Googling life-affirming quotes like they’re going out of style. So before they do, we might as well listen to the quotes of our Generation’s forefathers, the great men and women that have provided us with “Lessons to Learn” Quotes from College-Themed Movies.

You know what surprised me a great deal about college movies? There really aren’t that many to choose from. After I saw this list of top grossing college movies, I was pretty pissed. In any event, one thing these movies do (besides hopefully make us laugh) is teach us a thing or two about life.

So let us take a look at 10 quotes from college movies that teach us stuff. Clearly if you want to see more quotes please feel free to go to IMDB.

Real Genius
College Quotes

“Can you hammer a six inch board through your penis? A girl’s gotta have her standards.”

Lesson Learned:  Do whatever you have to do to get laid.

Van Wilder
College Quotes

“Don’t Be A Fool, Wrap Your Tool.”

Lesson Learned:  Come on guys.

Revenge of the Nerds
College Quotes

Coach Harris: You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope–some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now.

You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds.


Coach Harris: Nerds! Well, if I was you, I’d do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker, and my coach!

Lesson Learned:  Don’t ever f*ck with your athletic coach.

More “Lessons to Learn” Quotes from College-Themed Movies at Uncoached.