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Santa Sutra – 9 Holiday Sex Positions That’ll Stuff Your Stocking

If you’re gonna be fiesty this holiday season, you might as well be festive. To commemorate the event, The Bachelor Guy shows you 9 Holiday Sex Positions that can be used when the mistletoe’s high and the egg nog runs low.

The holidays are a stressful time. And after weeks of battling mall crowds, dealing with dysfunctional relatives and dashing through the snow from one event to another, you need some release.

So grab your favorite naughty elf and work out your yuletide tension with a few of these holiday sex positions. It’s what keeps Santa so damn jolly.

COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY
It wouldn’t be Christmas without someone coming down the chimney. Tell the family that noise they heard was just reindeer landing on the roof. And make sure the neighbors don’t see Santa coming.


DRIVING THE SLEIGH
Jump in the driver’s seat, grab her reins, and jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.


RANDY REINDEER
Why do you think Rudolph was so pissed they wouldn’t let him join in any reindeer games? If you’re lucky she’ll go down. And not just in history.


UNDER THE MISTLETOE
Tradition says a woman under mistletoe cannot refuse to be kissed. Tradition does not say where you have to hang the mistletoe.

More Holiday Sex Positions at The Bachelor Guy.