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The 5 Hottest Celebs Who’d Make Perfect Elves

‘Tis the season to fantasize about celebrities dressing up as sexy renditions of classic holiday characters. This time around, Double Viking lines up the Hottest Celebs Who’d Make Perfect Elves. One important side note: Isla Fisher is the most underrated babe on the planet. This is an irrefutable fact.

Everyone has a fetish where they pretend to be Santa having an inappropriate encounter with an elf.  Wait, you don’t?  Well, fine.  Anyway, here are the 5 hottest celebs who’d make perfect little elves in that fantasy.

Hayden Panettiere

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A lot of people like Hayden Panettiere…I think she’s okay.  She’s 5’1 but she’s also got sort of a stocky build to her.  That said, sex with her would pretty awesome because according to the documentary Heroes, her body can heal itself instantaneously meaning that every time you have sex POW new hymen.  She’s also kind of built like a horse jockey so that’s cool.

Isla Fisher

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Any girl who pulls off funny, crazy, and sexy like the 5’1 Isla Fisher did in Wedding Crashers is worth a thorough fucking.  There’s something to be said for a woman that can make you laugh and fear for your life while you’re ejaculating.  She’s also married to Sasha Baron Cohen in real life so you know that she enjoys a bit of wackiness in the bedroom.

I’d be surprised if they hadn’t had sex while he was in character at some point in their relationship. Girls, you can’t truly say you’ve loved someone until they’ve called your vagina a “wizard’s sleeve”.

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