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Hot Last Minute Gift: Artificial Virginity Hymen

This year, get that special someone in your life a gift that truly keeps giving the year round: an Artificial Virginity Hymen. What is an Artificial Virginity Hymen, you ask? According to seller Gigimo, this technological wonder is placed inside a woman’s vagina, making it feel tighter. Then, upon insertion, it will…well, I’ll just let Gigimo’s item description take over from here:

When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

Yep, for $14.90 you can recreate that fateful moment, that joyous ooze, that signified your girl’s first time. Congratulations: you have won Christmas.

[Gorilla Mask via Gigimo]