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232 Text Abbreviations for a Man’s Survival

I’m not incredibly well-versed in all this text abbreviation nonsense, but I do know that it’s not going anywhere anytime soon. Might as well update my internet lingo using AMOG‘s list of 232 Text Abbreviations, however pathetic it may seem, right? Get with the program or ESMF. Just kidding–DILLIGAS?

There are so many ways to communicate now, and text and chat is one of them. You’re normally in a hurry while you’re doing it, so why not create some shortcuts? The problem is, so many acronyms have come out and unless you spend hours texting on your cell phone or in private chat rooms, it’s difficult to keep up. There are literally over 1,000 abbreviations, but listed below are 232 for a man’s survival and success on the internet and on your cell phone.

1. @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
2. \M/ — Heavy Metal Music
3. ^5 — High Five
4. ^URS — Up Yours
5. .02 — Your (or my) two cents worth
6. 1174 —Nude club
7. 121 — One to one
8. 1337 — Elite
9. 143 — I love you
10. 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
11. 182 — I hate you
12. 20 — Location
13. 2G2B4G — Too Good To Be Forgotten
14. 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
15. 2moro — Tomorrow
16. 2nite — Tonight
17. 2U2 — To You Too
18. 411 — Information

(Naked babe smoking out of a bong after the jump–promise.)


19. 420 — Marijuana
20. 459 — I love you
21. 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
22. 4EAE — For Ever And Ever
23. 4ever — Forever
24. 4Q — Fuck You
25. 5FS 5 Finger Salute
26. 8 — Oral sex
27. 86 — to get rid of
28. A/S/L/P — Age/Sex/Location/Picture
29. A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
30. AB — Ass Backwards
31. ABITHIWTITB — A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
32. ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
33. ADIH — Another Day In Hell
34. ADIP — Another Day In Paradise
35. ADN — Any Day Now
36. AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
37. AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
38. AFJ — April Fools Joke
39. AFT — About Fucking Time
40. AKA or a.k.a. — Also Known As
41. AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
42. AML — All My Love
43. ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
44. ASAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
45. ASAP — As Soon As Possible
46. ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
47. ASL — Age/Sex/Location
48. ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
49. ATAB — Ain’t That A Bitch
50. AWOL — Absent Without Leave

Tons more text abbreviations at AMOG.