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The 10 People Who Will Definitely Ruin Your Office Holiday Party

I’ve been to enough awkward office holiday parties to know that NextRound speaks the truth–the following people will ruin any chances of you having fun at these most uncomfortable of events. Especially when it comes to #3.

We’ve had the misfortune of attending multiple office holiday parties over the years. And if there’s one common theme it’s that multiple people will contribute in making the whole thing suck. These ten especially…

1) The Sloppy Close-Talking Admin. Her eggnog breath isn’t quite as brutal as being forced to determine whether she’s trying to make out with you or wants to hammer home that her son has kicked his meth habit for good.

2) The Judgmental Sober Guy. In between casually reminding everyone he “doesn’t drink” like it’s his one-way ticket to heaven you notice him mouthing “six or seven?” to himself when you grab your eighth beer.

3) The Hot 24 Year-old Who Shows Up with Her Boyfriend. You were to understand this holiday party was going to be your best chance to bang her. Where did the douche in a pink polo come from?

4) The Mailroom Guy. The one event a year where he’s everyone’s equal. This occasion calls for his finest cubic zirconia earring and an extra taut ponytail.

5) The Married Co-Worker Who Gets Creepy after Three Beers. Steve Harmless drinks three beers and all of a sudden he’s grabbing asses, loudly guessing which chicks take it in the butt, and begging you to bolt with him to the strip club. Of course he doesn’t buy you the lap dances he promised.

More People Who Will Ruin Your Office Holiday Party at NextRound.