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Cracked List: 7 Retarded Food Myths the Internet Thinks Are True

Upon reading Cracked’s article on stealing their articles for gain, I got a bit flustered and worried. Wasn’t I just promoting traffic to their site? I’d only post the first few parts of a list then link over. No harm done, right? Well, let’s just say that I won’t be lazily linking directly to their images anymore…

…After this post. Promise. Take it away, Cracked:

Is it us, or was most of the information on the internet created purely as an experiment to see how gullible people are?

There’s probably no better example than the outlandish and, quite frankly, retarded food “facts” that get spread around.

To listen to these people, half the stuff in your refrigerator is a dangerous substance that was originally designed as a chemical weapon.

#7. Coca-Cola Will Melt Your Stomach

This rumor names Coca-Cola, but presumably applies to Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, all of those drinks that you always thought were just harmless caramel-flavored CO2 and high fructose corn syrup.

That is, until this email came along with horrifying factoids like:

“You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.”

We get it! It’s an acid! An acid so powerful it can eat your bones! Fuck!

The Facts

There are so many Coke rumors that Snopes has an entire section of their site dedicated to them. Yes, Coke does contain an acid. So does a whole lot of what you eat and drink (orange juice is more acidic, for instance). The key is that the acids are diluted enough that they won’t eat a hole through your innards. Products that do that tend to sell poorly.

Now it’s true the trucks carrying the concentrated syrup used to make Coke do have the Corrosive Chemicals signs on them, but that’s because they’re dealing with the concentrated components, not the Coke itself. Using that as proof Coke is poison is like saying you can’t drink whiskey because it’s flammable.

That’s what makes it good.

Read the rest of the story at Cracked.