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Microphone Blowjobs are High Art

When I think of sexual art, the first thing that comes to mind is bespectacled bald men wearing black turtlenecks, stroking their chin, watching fisting videos. Sometimes they’ll even indulge in some watermelon gazpacho whilst attending an avant-garde poetry reading about society and defecation.

The funny thing about high art is that it usually boils down to how far you can go without saying “this is fucking retarded and makes no sense–I’m outta here.”

That rarely happens, so we are left with young artists making a name for themselves by performing fellatio on a microphone. Aural sex, if you will.

Still, a commoner like myself can enjoy this video. I think it’s because I like the distinct tones coming from the microphone once her mouth makes contact, or maybe because it looks like she’s sucking a cock. Not sure which one.

I wonder if she swallows the feedback. HI-YO!

More artsy microphone blow-jays after the jump.

Nice focus and preparation techniques, art slut:

“Hmmmmmm…interesting approach”, said the fartsy onlookers: