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When Playing Hard to Get Goes Very Wrong, But Very, Very Kinky: GPS Lingerie

In the event that a hot pair of boobs and curvy ass are attached to a woman made of pure sex, I’m all about “locking it down”, as they say–but our Brazilian friends have found a most novel approach to keeping a lady by your side…by grafting a GPS system to her sexy lingerie. That’s right: GPS Lingerie.

Yeah…it sounds half kinky, half Buffalo “Put the Lotion in the Basket” Bill.

Feminists have complained that the lingerie is a “high-tech chastity belt”; I think that sells this genius marketing ploy very short. I mean, what better way to play a game of “Catch Me If You Can” than using GPS Lingerie to find your runaway sex slave/loving partner before she skips town? Wait…