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16 Bad Guys We’d Rather See Win

Admit it. There are times in the back of your mind when you want the good guy to lose. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Sometimes the star is a just a gigantic wuss who deserves total failure.

Here are some that we believe are worth mentioning.

16. Special Agent Starling vs. Hannibal Lecter

Eat people, listen to classical music, break out of prison. Repeat. And he killed the principal from Boston Public (everybody wanted to do it; he got there first). Special Agent Starling just ran around and tried to get people out of basement dungeons. Nice work, but there’s no money in it.

Plus, I tried Chianti with fava beans. It’s pretty kick ass.

15. Llewelyn Moss vs. Anton Chigurh

Try this just once for a job interview. Before you’re called into the office, just fire blast off the doorknob with a CO2 tank. Walk in slowly. Don’t look anyone in the eye. Then flip a coin and say call it.  (Remember to include the bolt gun thing on your resume. That’s as big a deal as knowing Javascript).


14. Dreaming Children vs. Freddy Krueger

So far, killing teenagers is still a crime. But until the Supreme Court comes around, one can dream.

13. Dorothy vs. The Wicked Witch of the West

She had green skin. She worked with flying monkeys. She crushed bitches with houses. How hardcore was that?

Also, she’s sort of dominatrix hot (stockings, black hair, strict). The heroine, Dorothy, I can take or leave. It’s really just her glee club friends.

12. Bud Fox vs. Gordon Gekko

Mergers & acquisitions, murders & executions. Greed is good. Hair gel and red suspenders are even better. Way to fuck the little guy, Gordo. Plus, he slaps around Charlie Sheen. That guy has it coming.

11. Detective Nick Curran vs. Catherine Trammel

Awesome bad guy one day, total wuss the next. Yeah, I didn’t care who won in this movie. When dyed-blonde bi-curious femme fatales go on a murderous bone-a-thon, everybody wins.

Check out the Top 10 Bad Guys We’d Rather See Win at Screen Junkies.