November 2008
The Archives
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11.28.08Banhidi Vivien is Exactly My Type of GirlI just came to a stunning revelation: I really like Hungarian girls, as long as their name is Banhidi Vivien or they look identical to her. More photos from Banhidi Vivien's FHM Hungary photoshoot at Popoholic.
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11.28.08Breaking News: Tazers Are a Major Distraction When Drinking BeerNothing says "this is probably a very bad idea" more than shotgunning a beer and getting tazed at the same time.
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11.28.0812 Sex Lessons from Late Night MoviesThe crew at Screen Junkies bestowed up upon us vital information regarding sex and movies, showing us 12 Sex Lessons from Late Night Movies. It was probably close to three in the morning in your living room. You were six sodas deep with the volume turned way down on the set, anxiously awaiting some practical knowledge regarding the mysterious act of sex. From the scenes that put wisdom in your brain and a strain in your shorts, these were the moments that taught you more about getting laid than anything else. Here are some of the lessons you learned. Porky's LESSON: Don't be ...
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11.28.08Girl-On-Girl Gravy WrestlingYeah, I know I'm a day late with this video, but girl-on-girl gravy wrestling should be a sport celebrated everyday anyway. [With Leather via SI]
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11.28.08The Top 10 Songs About FoodLike sex, food is one of most primal things known to mankind. So it’s really no surprise how often food comes up in song. If you need a legitimate food playlist to get your crowd salivating for Thanksgiving, then we've got you covered. 10. "Milkshake" - Kelis Just the idea of a group of super hot ladies bringing their favorite frothy drinks made of cold milk and ice cream to a giant yard makes my head spin. Although the true meaning behind the song’s title could be a number of different things, I would really like to think that Kelis is a classy ...
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11.26.08Turkey PornSome good old-fashioned Turkey Porn just in time for the holidays. [Gorilla Mask via Liquid Generation]
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11.26.08The 12 Lamest FatalitiesThere was a time when performing a fatality was an awesome reward where you further humiliated your defeated opponent by savagely mutilating them. But sometimes fatalities are just flat out lame. Here are our picks for the worst of the worst that span from the original Mortal Kombat to Ultra Vortek. #12: Lui Kang's Death by Arcade Machine Ok, Midway, you can make your jokes when it comes to Mortal Kombat. It's not exactly War and Peace, so we can chuckle when someone screams "Toasty!" after Scorpion sets fire to a dude. But meta-humor can only be taken so ...
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11.26.08Valentina Dessi is Oh So SexyI don't have much to say about Italian bombshell Valentina Dessi, but I have much to do whilst thinking about her. Find more pictures of Valentina Dessi at Busted Coverage.
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11.26.087 Surefire Ways to Kill a TurkeyThe festive folks at FoodVu present: 7 Surefire Ways to Kill a Turkey. It's that time of year when people start looking forward to feasting and turkeys get nervous. Well, they would, if any of them had an IQ any higher than all of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends combined! If you watched that video where Sarah Palin talked about her plans for Thanksgiving and got an eyeful from Joe the Turkey Slayer about how the birds are slaughtered on a commercial farm, you know how this is usually performed. Since we've established that one way or another, the bird's gotta get into the oven, ...
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11.26.08Ten Biggest Automotive Turkeys Of All TimeA turkey is a special kind of car which, though no lemon, is out-of-date the second it rolls off the lot. Like the bird that gives it its name, it is an inferior creature that lacks an appeal to any superior automotive taste, even if enjoyed by the wealthiest consumer. Nevertheless, this is the week we can appreciate turkeys both in bird and car form. Below is our list of the ten greatest automotive turkeys, something to give thanks for — especially if you don't own one. 10. Ferrari 400i The Ferrari 400-series cars are the best example of everything that's wrong ...