The latest trend in proving your dick size to the world is the Condometric, a condom/ruler hybrid that’s perfect for those who need to show and prove how long their schlong is, right down to the centimeter.
Wearers of Condometrics can feel at ease knowing they have no complex about their manhood, outside of feeling like a complete idiot next to Trojan Magnum users who remain at large while staying more mysterious than ruler-boners.
[Via Tasty Booze]
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