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The 10 Hottest Celebrity MILF’S Of All Time

It’s really easy to break down the MILF fetish. First of all, men assume they must be pretty good in bed and good at doing oral stuff because they’re moms. The second factor is that they’re probably extremely horny because they never have sex anymore. The third and most important factor is the increase of breast size. That’s why you don’t marry a woman with a D cup or higher. If you do, those are going to be some nasty udders when she gets older.

#10 Bridget Moynahan – I still think Brady should’ve chosen Bridget over Gisele. Gisele has a better overall body, but that man face would freak me out on me after a while.

#9 Charisma Carpenter -Ah, I still remember her Playboy spread like it was yesterday. She certainly ordered extra pepperoni with her boobies pizza.

#8 Diane Lane – It’s almost as if she’s getting hotter as she gets older. A very uncommon trait in the female species.

#7 Salma Hayek – I can just imagine her babies right before their first breast feeding saying their first words: “Good lord mommy, you got some tig ol’ bitties!”

#6 Catherine Bell – If only she hadn’t landed that role on JAG. She would’ve been doing B movie skin flicks for the rest of her career and we’d all be better people for it.

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