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Howard Stern to Auction Off Babe’s Virginity

From NY Daily News:

Look for Howard Stern to shock again on Tuesday morning when he’s due to kick off the auction of a 22-year-old beauty’s virginity.

Expected to step on the block, so to speak, of Stern’s Sirius radio studio is a San Diego woman who says she wants to sell her maidenhood to pay her college tuition.

“I don’t have a moral dilemma with it,” says the pretty brunette, who’s using the pseudonym of Natalie Dylan “for safety reasons.”

“We live in a capitalist society,” she tells us. “Why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?”

Dylan was introduced to Stern by Dennis Hof, proprietor of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Nevada’s famed legal brothel (seen on HBO’s hit series “Cathouse.”)

Hof says the auction will be conducted online via bunnyranch.com, and that the deal will be consummated at the Bunny Ranch, where Dylan’s sister already works. “I think it’s a tremendous idea,” he says. “Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?”

I have -$48.06 in my account right now, so I fold. Any bidders? She is naturally hot, and deserves to be boned honorably…while paying off her loans.

A great deal for all involved, I say…thoughts?