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IE8 to Feature “Porn Mode”?

It’s funny/unfortunate when you think about it: the 10-15 minutes you spend masturbating to internet porn is about the same amount of time you take covering your tracks. Between deleting history and re-logging into all your password-encrypted sites–welcome back, clark_j_watson; until next time, arthur_of_cumalot–the process can be grueling and guilt-ridden.

That is, if you care enough to even nuke your paper trail. Hats (and pants) off to all you exhibitionists out there.

For those morbidly afraid of getting caught with porn, it’s a good idea to use Safari’s private browser to ensure you’re off the grid.

But wait! Internet Explorer 8 may also feature a “porn mode”, enabling users to safely browse all the smut they want without worry.

This is all great news, mind you, but does it really matter? As one user commented in the article, “But… Isn’t my browser always in “porn” mode?”

My thoughts exactly, compadre.