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The Thrill of Porn is Gone :-(

So says the Rude Pundit:

Straight guys, you know how it goes. If it’s not you, it’s your friends, although at least part of the way, c’mon, it’s you. When you’re a kid, you can get off on a particularly sassy-looking underwear model in a Macy’s ad. But pretty soon that’s not enough. And you sneak a look at your first online naked woman, starting with the gracefully airbrushed artificial breasts and delicately photoshopped crotches of Playboy or something. Pretty soon that’s not enough. So you make the leap to wide open legs, staring at pussy lips and glory holes as you yank it. You need more. You start heading over to the video sites, downloading fuck films, and there’s an ascending order of intensity, each step of which you begin to need in order to even get hard, moving from straight-on fucking to blow jobs to anal to double and triple penetrations to gang bangs. Each time you move up a step, the previous ones are just worthless. You look at some pictures of the Girls of Wal-Mart or some such layout, and you think, “Gimme a break. I just watched a video of two chicks 69ing each other while getting fucked in the ass by a goat as twenty other dudes jack off and cover them with jizz.” It’s sad, how one can no longer appreciate the complex beauty of the curves and lines of the female body, how the thrill is, indeed, gone.

Yup, we all started off with the the women in National Geographic, and laughed at the Goatse giver and receiver photos, and finally get seduced into watching Two Girls with One Cup. After that, nothing’s sacred anymore.

Still, there’s hope, check out the Sublime Sewer to see what I mean.